December Sun

as the December sun lay just that way in the big sky, brightening my head, i stopped for a moment. i was juiced by hope and a warmth fell upon my darkened brow. you were home to me, this this i already knew, but i knew more today. i knew more today as the yellowy haze painted the walls. i suddenly knew there is hope. i suddenly knew you are my hope and in your heart i will dance happily around if you let me. in your eyes i will smile. in your ears i will sing. in your arms i will rest, peacefully. as long as you will have me, i am yours. and you are my December Sun.

Sorry Babes, I'm in the shower right now!

Chris Crocker - Bitch, please!

OMG, He's oozing estrogen!

Sen. Larry Craig Got 'Disorderly' in an Airport Bathroom - Offbeat

Sen. Larry Craig Got 'Disorderly' in an Airport Bathroom - Offbeat

Whoa! Another Self-hating Republican Fag! It really goes to show that "the Lady Doth Protest TOO Much!" is an accurate barometer. And Senator, thanks for fucking with my rights while getting boned in an airport bathroom...

Does this story remind you of a certain Little Britain Sketch?

El Doucho - Bago

Boston Red Sox - Red Sox and Angels split double dip - Boston.com

UFO Haiti

THEY'RE HEEEEERE!!!

What do YOU think?

Dick Cheney '94: Invading Baghdad Would Create Quagmire

Wow, Sounds like a sensible estimate of the region. I do have one question for Dick: What the fuck kind of heroin induced hallucination were you in less than 10 years later??

Chocolate Rain

Too bloody bizarre to be fake. Oh this is rich!

The thriller in Manila

High-larious

I'm Dead, Thanks Be to GOD!

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Say No More. Say No More

I Love To Singa

The sun hasnt shone for what seems like a week. Yesterday, 32 people were slaughtered at Virginia Tech by some weak-willed mother-fucker with A GUN. Watch this, and your mood will lighten.

God Hates Fags - The Video!!

Um, Yes, Its real. It's not a bad tune, dontcha think? I think Arch Bishop O'Malley should invite this group, "Evening Service" to perform at "Folk Mass" at the cathedral of the holy cross. It's a great rally song for the anti-equal-marriage-rights movement that the catholics are spearheading here in Mass. Why fuck around and mince words? Sing out what your hearts believe!
No, it's NOT a joke. Where the fuck have you been?

Barack Speaks

Digitize Your Fuckin' Vinyl, Man!

Audio-Technica brings its legendary quality and audio fidelity to the digital realm with the creation of the new LP-to-Digital Recording System. In the box, you’ll find everything you need to transfer your classic LPs to digital files: Audio-Technica’s AT-PL50 stereo turntable, complete with built-in switchable phono preamp that allows direct connection to your computer; Cakewalk PYRO software; the AT6012 record care kit; an audiophile-quality phono cartridge; and an adapter cable. The system is perfect for creating CDs and MP3 player files that get your old tunes off the shelf and into your portable player

Album Wars!

You Cant help But Love this

Thanks to Richard for turnin me on to this one...

Freaky, Lil Dude!!!

I am SO diggin this!!!

Oh Mister Eggman!

I LLLLLLLLLLOVVVVE EGGS!!!!

Who doesn't really??

Olbermann Has Some Balls

All The President's Lies

For Sale - Star Trek

This is crazy fun. Christies is selling off Paramounts Star Trek props collection. Click the link for hours of fun! You can get a version of the Enterprise bridge - starting bid 20k! It makes me wonder though; Will there ever be a new Trek? Damn I miss TNG! Picard rocks. P.s. You can order the catalogue too, for 500 bucks!